Dehesa, Ganton Street, W1

Post Christmas I'm trying to abstain from everything cocoa. Too much was munched over the festive season. Sometimes I'm more successful than others. So if I'm leaving chocolate alone I'm allowed to indulge in other areas right? Come on, I'm allowed one vice! Ok, several...

Actually I'm being harsh on myself. Overindulgence has always been a trait of mine, so it was with slight trepidation for my waistline and my wallet that I set foot into one of my culinary nemesis...a tapas restaurant.

Dehesa, tucked down Kingly Street and next to the bustle of Carnaby Street, is a beautiful little space, with the customary fat piggie legs hanging from the ceiling and as you can guess, food served on wooden boards - a trend that I still find fun and says the food can be fancy here, it still has rustic roots.

It's packed too! Unsurprising for a Saturday lunchtime in town. The first face I see when I enter is a seldom seen friend of my girlfriend! A proper foodie if I ever knew one, so this was a great sign I was onto a winner! We take seats at the bar and we're greeted with smiling, friendly waiter. I could stay here for hours. It's warm, welcome and not up its own arse!

If I had my way all restaurants would serve their meals tapas size, so I can try everything on the menu. I want it all and I want it now! However in my universe every dish wouldn't cost as much (the veal cheeks at Dehesa come in a wrenching £9.50!). So every dish would be about 2 pounds and you can have one of everything. Is that so much to ask. Well yes it is really, but who are YOU to argue with the King of my universe!

So this is why it took me and my fellow diner about 25 minutes to decide what we want! Do we want Charcuterie board with it's delectable selection of Spanish meats (Paprika edged pork loin WILL be devoured in the future) and/or (most likely 'and') the Italian cheese selection? Or do we want a selection of the wonderful sounding tapas dishes - including those tempting veal cheeks? It's all too much for someone who had a tad too much booze last night and for whom clarity of thought is not Premier League shall we say.

We settle for tapas. As you'd expect, everything came in stages and nearly every dish delivered on it's promise from the menu. The 'not on the menu' pork terrine that the very friendly waiter suggested was dense with flavour but light at the same time, wrapped in delicious parma ham and served with chutney and crostinis. Little spherical mozzarella balls were light, milky and topped with a nifty olive tapenade that worked beautifully. Our courgette flowers stuffed with Monte Enebro (me neither. Just think ricotta and you're there) were drizzled with honey were lovely. The only slight disappointment was our sauteed duck's liver. It lacked a bit in flavour and served with a bit too much caramelized onion, which overpowered the rich iron flavour of the liver. But back to the pluses: I knocked back a very respectable house red and at just £3.75 a glass was a bit of a bargain!

Hands down a very sold 8/10. I'll be back!

Tapas and two glasses of wine cost just shy of £40

www.dehesa.co.uk

Mildreds, 45 Lexington Street, London W1

This week I'm going MEAT FREE! Abstaining from all things animal. Well, not ALL things animal...just the flesh. I'm not a complete mental.

Me and the lady headed to a veggie favourite of mine, Mildreds on Lexington Street. I've been going there for years with mummy and daddy Stabby as they've been vegetarian for almost 30 years (I was even a card carrying member of the veggie club between the years of 11-18). I know! Whoddathunkit seeing as now I dive headfirst into trying any bovine beauty or clucking bird - making up for lost time I guess.

They've recently changed the menu and sadly it didn't quite live up to the high standards they've set themselves in the past. Maybe it's because every time I've been before I haven't paid and everything tastes that much better when it's not making a dent! Plus, Mildreds has always had a special place in my heart as ground zero for when I discovered halloumi. The fall out was immense and will last until the day I die. Grilled halloumi is one of the greatest things known to man and I'm so happy the starter of panfried cherry tomato, halloumi and wilted spinach dressed with balsamic remains.

With its narrow bar leading into the just as narrow dining room what's immediately noticeable about Mildreds is just how packed it is! I've only come on Saturdays before, so I was surprised at just how many people were already eating and how many were waiting to be seated. Never one to be put off by a half an hour wait (after all, a packed restaurant is a good sign!), we propped up the bar and waited to be seated.

Our shared starter of pumpkin and ricotta ravioli with a creamy forest mushroom white wine sauce was a faultless start. Light, deeply filled pasta pockets were complimented wonderfully with a flavourful, but never overpowering sauce which featured juicy chunks of wild mushroom.

After a lovely start our mains didn't quite match the promise. Sunblushed tomato and buffalo mozzarella risotto cake was lacking in the vital mozzarella department. I was hoping for oozing strings of cheesy gorgeousness as the cake was pulled apart. No such luck. I also don't remember tasting too much of the promised sunblushed tomatoes. But the risotto in the cake was rich and tasty enough and the dish was saved by the star of the show - the zingy and prickly grape mustard sauce.

My Sri Lankan sweet potato, cashew nut and spinach curry would be considered a good home cooked effort, but eating out you expect a bit more omph and spice, plus the dish lacked seasoning and any accompanying moping side - some naan would have been lovely. It was pleasant enough and I ate the lot being a fatty boom batty.

Our waiter failed to note down our requested sweet potato chips, but by the time they arrived we'd more of less forgiven him as we were already stuffed and didn't really need them. Once again, they were ok, but I was really baffled is how a restaurant can charge £5 for cutting sweet potatoes into chips, cooking them and putting them in a bowl...late. Besides, my sweet potato chips are 10 times better. Here's the best (and only way) to have them: toss them in oil, salt, pepper and some paprika and roast for 25mins. BUFF.

Dinner ended with a delicious sticky toffee pudding that went in seconds. A very pleasing conclusion, although our waitress did try and charge us for an organic, rather than house Rose, but that turned out to be crossed wires rather than anything untoward. Shady minx. And she looked like Jamie Lee Curtis.



As we strolled into the night I couldn't help but feel satisfied. Satisfied is fine, but when you used to see on your school report 'Satisfactory effort' mum and dad were always a tad disappointed. You just feel that with a bit more effort you could achieve so much more.

Now where's the beef?

6/10 seems too harsh, while 7/10 is probably too much, so lets settle on 6.75/10.

Shared starter and pud, plus 2 mains, beer and wine cost £50. www.mildreds.co.uk